It’s getting to the point where I should be identifying with middle-aged blokes moaning about the vapid egotism of tracks like NLE Choppa’s “Slut Me Out 2” (YouTube), but I can’t hate like that. I can’t love it either because I can’t help but take him seriously, wonder what kind of an obnoxious twat is in real life. And even if it’s all an act I’m well past the age of wanting that kind of energy in my life too often. But I can’t deny I’d have loved it in 2002. Ludicrous beyond anything you’d ever identify with, but irresistable. I dunno, maybe every attractive woman he meets really does want to fuck him. It’s possible.